I didn't know there
were specific guidelines in place for UFO reporting in the US Navy.
I wrongly assumed it would go something less organized.
“Red Leader One, this
is Alpha Fox, it appears we are coming to a routine ending of a
routine mission. Nothing out of the ordinary.”
“Roger that Alpha
Fox, you are clear to approach at vector seven seven nine.”
“Red Leader One, I
just saw some really strange stuff up here.”
“Please describe
Alpha Fox.”
“Red Leader One,
there was this Frisbee looking metal flying thing that I think was a
UFO.”
“Alpha Fox, did you
make any type of visual contact?”
“Red Leader One, I
saw this little green guy piloting the UFO aircraft mooned me so I
flipped him off.”
“Alpha Fox, if we
didn't have any guidelines in place in reporting UFOs we definitely
will now.”
“Roger that Red
Leader One.
The U.S. Navy is
drafting new guidelines for pilots and other employees to report
encounters with "unidentified aircraft."
The new effort comes
in response to more sightings of unknown, advanced
aircraft flying into or near Navy strike groups or other
sensitive military facilities and formations, according to the Navy.
I saw the movie
Independence Day and stuff like this makes me nervous. Before this
goes too far, I say we draft Will Smith so he can reprise his role as
a Marine fighter aircraft pilot. We start showing the parts of the
movie Independence Day up in the air over sensitive military
facilities. Once those people get a look at Will Smith dragging them
and kicking the aliens through the desert. We then have Will Smith
walking around these sensitive facilities dragging an alien and
kicking it. I'm sure we'll all be a lot safer.
The initiative comes amid
increasing interest from lawmakers and the public following
the release of classified files from the Defense
Intelligence Agency which revealed the funding of projects that
investigated UFOs, wormholes, alternate dimensions and other obscure
topics that typically leads to the conspiracy-theory fringes of
the web.
I'm not connecting the
dots here. There is an increase in the sightings of UFOs and this is
dealt with because politicians and regular people got a little crazy
when they saw the Defense Intelligence Agency was putting money
toward projects like UFOs and obscure topics. It is not based on an
increase in UFO sightings, but because this information causes
conspiracy theory fringes to occur on the internet. So, if it
weren't for crazy people on the internet and politicians things would
be different?
Would pilots just be
told if they see a green, buggy eyed creature flying a metal Frisbee
to not flip them off if they get mooned by them?
This is the government,
so I expect to be confused, and I'm never disappointed.
“Right now, we have a
situation in which UFOs and UAPs are treated as anomalies to be
ignored rather than anomalies to be explored,” he added. “We have
systems that exclude that information and dump it.”
What does this mean?
“Did you see the
strange shapes flying near our cities and sensitive military
facilities?”
“Yes, and I ignored
them as I was instructed.”
“Good idea. They're
probably peaceful creatures here from another galaxy to observe us
and find a way to reveal their advanced race in a way that doesn't
cause mankind to panic.”
“I wonder if they're
making a YouTube video and laughing at us?”
“That is also a
possibility.”
The Navy also said it's
taking a more proactive approach in briefing lawmakers.
"In response to
requests for information from Congressional members and staff, Navy
officials have provided a series of briefings by senior Naval
Intelligence officials as well as aviators who reported hazards to
aviation safety,"
Oh, I can just imagine
our members of Congress trying to figure this one out.
“Members of Congress
I am here today to tell you the activity of UFOs is increasing.
“Are they Republican
or Democrat UFOs?”
“I don't know.”
“If they're
Republican UFOs, I want them impeached. If they're Democrat UFOs I
want them to appear in our next political campaign.”
“I don't think you
can impeach a UFO?”
“Tell me General,
where in the constitution does it explicitly state that UFOs can not
be impeached?”
“I am not aware it
says any such thing.”
“Well, then I guess
we'll draft articles o UFO impeachment today and bring it up for a
vote tomorrow.”
“I'm not sure how
voting to impeach UFOs will change anything.”
“This is why I'm a
member of Congress and you are simply a general in our armed forces.”
Below is a link to the
article.
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/us-navy-drafting-new-guidelines-for-reporting-ufos
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