Monday, October 14, 2013

Park Rangers Gone Gestapo

Back in the time of the founding fathers the Colonists engaged in civil disobedience against English rule.  They dumped tea, refused to pay taxes and more.  They did this in an effort to become independent from England.  Today American citizens are once again engaging in civil disobedience.  Not to break free from a foreign imperial power.  Americans are fighting to enjoy their national parks. 

It appears this has become necessary because the Obama administration has given park rangers gestapo authority over the national parks.  (Sarcasm Alert)  I understand it’s not unusual for park rangers to now put their arms out toward a picture of Obama and say “Sieg Heil.”  I understand their training manuals also now have the words “Mein Kampf” crossed out and the words “Obama Administration Government Shutdown Guide” written below it.

That is the only way the behavior of the park service can best be described.  Below is a recent article and my valuable insights are in italics.

Americans across the country are practicing civil disobedience by entering closed national parks and federally owned land in defiance of the government shutdown, some facing citations for their violations.

Huh?  It’s important to realize that since 1977 there have been 17 different U.S. government shutdowns.  This is the first time the national parks have been shut down.  That Mein Kampf park ranger training manual needs to go!

From Arizona to Washington, D.C., Americans — inspired by veterans who pushed through barricades around the national World War II Memorial in the nation's capital on the first day of the shutdown — are moving barricades and orange cones aside in order to see some of the country's most famous landmarks, The Washington Times reported.

Why is it that dim wits can occupy Wall Street all over the country and nothing happens?  Where were the park rangers then?  Why is it that dim wits who want to set up tents on other people’s property are left alone yet tax paying citizens can’t enjoy the national parks?  (Sarcasm Alert) Maybe Americans should go to national parks and say they’re actually occupying Wall Street in the wild.


For some, however, their actions have come at a cost. Nearly two dozen people who decided to go into Grand Canyon National Park were cited for entering while it was closed.

I wonder if the park rangers should start wearing the uniform of the Revolutionary War British soldier or German Gestapo.  Either one would be pretty accurate.

One area hotel is giving sightseers directions on how to see the Grand Canyon without going into the park.

"We have people that are outraged — people from other countries who have spent considerable time and money to get here, you know, the Grand Canyon is one of the wonders of the world," said Matt Rich, one of the family which owns the nearby Jacob Lake Inn. "When we make them aware there are other views they can see from Forest Service land, they come back and hug us because we saved their vacation."

What makes many people from other countries really happy is how they can go back to their country and never have to deal with park rangers again.  There are many park rangers who hate doing this.  They probably have to resist the temptation to go back home with the foreign visitors.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has offered to reopen the Grand Canyon Park with state funds, but was told by the park superintendent that the government cannot accept her offer.

Sooooooooo the federal government claims they can’t afford to open the Grand Canyon.  A state says they’ll pay to open and run the park BUT the federal government can’t accept it.  (Sarcasm Alert) I think it’s because the federal government doesn’t enjoy using money they’ve not shaken down from a corporation or ripped from a private citizen.  It can’t be just money; it has to be special extorted money

Some question the reasoning behind closing off open-air monuments such as those on the National Mall that have no formal entrances that need an employee to collect entrance fees and provide other necessary services.

"We've gone from 'This land is your land, this land is my land,' to the government saying this land is its land," University of Tennessee law professor Glenn Reynolds told The Christian Science Monitor.  "President Obama said that government is just a word for the things we do together. Apparently that includes kicking WWII veterans off their memorial."


I think there is one thing that scares park rangers about the government shut down.  The American public won’t see how necessary the park rangers are, but how necessary they’re not.  If they weren’t busy right now controlling the national parks like we live in a police state would we even notice them?

Citations also have been issued by park rangers at other national parks, including the Valley Forge National Historical Park in Pennsylvania and Acadia National Park in Maine. However, according to the Monitor, several are asking if park rangers have the authority to remove, fine, or arrest trespassers.

I don’t know about that, but they are good at handing out pamphlets and giving directions.  Can you say “class action lawsuit?”

Some of the efforts to keep people from entering or even seeing certain landmarks almost seem spiteful, Reynolds said.

(Sarcasm Alert) Ya think?


At the famous Civil War battlefield in Gettysburg, pull-off areas along a public road were barricaded, preventing sightseers from viewing monuments without entering the park. And the decision to close the World War II Memorial came directly from the White House.

If you’re not busy handing out pamphlets and giving directions what else is there?  Park rangers can now add barricading national monuments to their resumes.  I understand a North Korean employment agency is now interested discussing career possibilities with the park rangers.

U.S. Sportsmen's Alliance sent a letter to President Barack Obama Tuesday protesting the closure of popular hunting grounds and fisheries just as the hunting season begins. USSA president Nick Pinizzoto said that these lands were not closed when the government shut in 1995.

"These lands are generally accessible to the public without special entrance fees, passage through gates, or access via controlled roads or waterways," Pinnizzoto said in a statement.

That was BEFORE the Mein Kampf park rangers training manual was put into effect. 

"Not only are these closures unnecessary, they run contrary to law. This is 'political theatre' at its very worst."

This was nothing more than an unnecessary mean and vindictive act on the part of president Obama and the Democratic Party.  They didn’t get what they wanted in budget negotiations and the American public had to pay.  They may not be too happy on the attention it has brought them.  Our new cry for freedom will soon be “Give me life, liberty and a chance to see national parks, and the war memorials of those who died fighting to prevent this from happening in our country.”

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