Friday, August 12, 2011

Gold Discovery

            The Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania has a section dedicated entirely to minerals.  This section contains hundreds of different mineral samples from around the world.  There they are stored, categorized, studied and a select few are taken to other parts of the museum to be put on display. 
Marc Wilson is the head of the minerals section at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History.  He works there with his wife Debra, who is his assistant and photographer.  Together they take on the momentous task of making certain that each mineral sample located in the museum’s mineral section is properly labeled and recorded.  During a routine day Marc Wilson came across a vial that appeared to have been mislabeled.  It was a thin vial with a granular black material inside it and had an old wooden stopper.  The vial had been around the museum for decades.  With the challenge of conclusively identifying the sample, Marc Wilson decided to begin the process by looking at it under a microscope.

“I examined it under the microscope and saw the material was a typical heavy concentrate of something you would get from panning a stream.  The material itself is black.  That’s because heavy minerals are usually black.  It was magnetic so the heavy mineral is magnetized, which is very common in pan stream sediments.  I did indeed find flecks of gold in the sample so I felt this panned concentrate with gold could actually be gold from Pike’s Peak as its label indicated.”
It’s not an uncommon occurrence for a certain portion of the thousands of gems and minerals housed off-display in a sea of filing cabinets to lose their identifying information or not be labeled correctly.  Usually every specimen is kept in a box and has a paper label with it.  There is usually a number affixed to the sample that will correspond to a list or data base that will identify each of the samples in the collection.  It is the job of Marc and Debra Wilson to make sure each of the labels to all the specimens, no matter where they came from or how old they are, provide accurate information.
“What happened is that many of the specimens have labels with them that are not reliable.  So we’re going back to the labels with specimens (in the collection) and correct them.  In the course of this larger project we ran across a reference which allowed us to address that particular piece.  Just because the a label says it’s a sample of the first gold from Pike’s Peak and is with that vial means nothing, because it could very well be a different gold from the collection and for some reason the labels got switched.  So finding a letter which allowed us to verify that the vial was indeed, the vial that was supposed to go with that particular label, and that it was indeed a specimen from Pike’s Peak, was a bit exciting.” said Marc Wilson.

The sample of Pike’s Peak gold that was discovered just happened to be part of a mineral collection which had been purchased by the steel baron Andrew Carnegie in 1904 from a banker named William Jefferies for the sum of $20,000.  It appears that Jefferies built his gem and mineral collection over many years and from several different dealers.  He had hundreds of well-documented mineral samples.  Jefferies collection was the first mineral collection to be a part of the Carnegie Museum of Natural History.
As Marc and Debra Wilson started looking at everything contained within the collection they found a note that referenced something called “Jefferis archived correspondences.”  They searched through several boxes of records in the minerals section of the museum, but weren’t able to obtain the referenced correspondence.  On a hunch, Debra Wilson visited the Museum’s library to conduct a search.

Once at the library she was able to find some very important correspondence.
“When Marc ran across a reference that there was correspondence from Jeffers, which is our collection here, I went over to the (Carnegie Museum of Natural History) library.  When I went over there the librarians helped me locate five bound volumes of letters that Jeffers had kept and because the label with the gold referenced a J.M. Palmer with a specific date, I was able to go to the correct volume.  Jeffers had these indexed alphabetically by last name and I was able to find the letter with the transcription.  Palmer did mention in the letter to Jeffers that the gold he was sending was in a vial.  Since that was the only gold in the Jeffers collection contained in a vial that really helped identify the piece.”
Jeffers had kept hundreds of letters from mineral dealers from around the world.  One of the dealers was named J.M. Palmer.  Palmer had sent a letter from Council Bluffs, Iowa, in August of 1859 to Jeffers, describing gold found at Pike’s Peak and referencing a vial of the gold sent for examination.  The letter talked about a possible rush of people to Pike’s Peak that fall and the following spring.  He says that if it (the specimen) creates as much excitement as a first sample did there will be plenty of visitors to see it. 
He was absolutely correct.
The beginning of the Pike’s Peak gold rush started in 1858.  An expedition led by a man named William G. Russell followed reports of gold that had been discovered in a place called Ralston Creek, which is located near present day Denver.  The expedition consisted of miners from goldfields in Georgia and California.  They searched the Ralston Creek area for a few days and did not meet with any success.  After experiencing such a disappointment most of the miners returned home.  The remaining members of the expedition discovered gold in a place called Cherry Creek and other tributaries in July of 1858.  Exaggerated claims of gold discoveries hit the press during the winter of 1858.  Pikes Peak was the most popular landmark so the region adopted the name.  Business people and newspapers saw an opportunity to provide goods to all of the potential gold miners so the encouraging stories of gold discoveries spread quickly.  Unfortunately at the time only a meager amount of gold had been taken from the area.  As a result of the continued alleged gold finds people kept going to the area in large numbers.  The continued influx of people in 1859 created the need for the Leavenworth and Pikes Peak Express which became the first stage line to Denver.

Many of the people who arrived at Pikes Peak discovered that there really wasn’t all that much gold and left.  On January 7, 1859 a prospector named George A. Jackson discovered placer gold where Chicago Creek empties into Clear Creek.  Placer gold is actually gold that has been weathered from its host rock where it was formed and has been "placed" either on hillside, stream bed etc. by the action of water, glaciers or other geological forces.
The placer gold was the first substantial gold discovery in the area.  Jackson was able to keep his discovery a secret for several months but when he paid for some of his supplies with gold dust there was a mad rush to Jackson’s digging site.  In the spring of 1859 John H. Gregory, who was a very experienced miner from Georgia, made a major gold strike in the area around Pikes Peak now known as North Fork at Gregory Gulch.  He discovered rich placer deposits and was able to mine the first lode discovered in Colorado.  Many other major gold discoveries soon followed by other miners.
When the news of this large gold discovery made its way back east the gold rush began.  With the slogan “Pikes Peak or Bust” large numbers of prospective miners and settlers made their way across the Great Plains to the area known today as Denver.  Some estimated as many as 100,000 set out for the gold region, but it seems only half of them made it to the mountain areas.  By the winter of 1859 this area had experienced a large population increase consisting prospectors and every type of business designed to meet their needs.  When the year 1860 arrived Denver City, golden City and Boulder City were substantial towns which were serving mines.  The quick increase in population led to the creation of the Colorado Territory in 1861.
The Pikes Peak gold rush was an event that enabled a very few prospectors to become wealthy from mining gold but in the course of that event occurring Denver and other cities in Colorado were created.
It appears to Marc Wilson and his wife Debra that the vial that was found in the collection actually does contain some of the first gold samples sent back east from Pikes Peak in 1859.

“According to the letter this was part of the gold that was some of the first gold that created the Pike’ Peak gold rush, and according to (letters by) Jeffers, it was the first gold sent east from Pike’s Peak.  Whether that’s true or not he said it was.  So the actual letter, if you read it, deals with people coming back from that gold find with gold dust to the city.  This is the first year that such a thing had happened and he’s predicting that a lot more people will go out there and that it’s going to become a boom town, which of course it did” said Marc Wilson.
The discovery of the Pike’s Peak gold has led to many inquiries about it.  Marc and Debra Wilson have enjoyed all the attention the sample has gotten but for them it is only one in hundreds and hundreds of fascinating minerals they deal with on a daily basis.
“We’ve had several inquiries about that particular specimen because it’s from Pike’s Peak, it’s famous, but it’s just one of hundreds and hundreds of specimens that we are researching to put into their proper context.  All the things you see around our work area are all specimens that we are re-cataloging with all of the little notes sticking out of them.  Each specimen has to be researched individually and a big part of dealing with international specimens is that over the last 100 plus years the names of the localities where they have been discovered have changed.  I’m working on a sample right now that’s identified as being from a place in Hungry.  Unfortunately, at the time when the sample was taken from that particular area it was part of the Austro Hungarian Empire, but it is now a town located in Slovakia.  Each one of those samples has to be carefully researched.  With that we have to be sure that the specimen actually matches the material that comes from the locality to make sure it’ actually the right label and right identification.  Pike’s Peak gold was just one of many thousands of such identifications we’ve done.  We actually have no idea what we could find next.”


Thursday, August 11, 2011

SETTING OF THE WAYS

One of the major complaints I had about my father when I was growing up was how he kept to his same routine no matter what was going on around us.  He would come home from work and read the newspaper.  He would then eat dinner and watch television.  On weekends he did chores around the house and then went to play golf.  In the winter when golf couldn’t be played he and his friends would meet at a local restaurant and figure out solutions to all the world’s problems.  I couldn’t understand how anyone could let their life become so routine and predictable.  I knew I would never become so set in my ways.  Unfortunately my daughter seems to think the routine demon has taken possession of me and my wife.
“What could possibly make you think I’m set in my ways?”
“Oh dear father it might be because I’m able to know the day of the week by the pants you’re wearing.  Try wearing black pants on a Thursday instead of every Tuesday.  Go a little wild.  It might do you some good.”
“Then what would I wear on Tuesday?”
“I don’t know.  Try a nice aqua blue.  That would be a good change.  Then wear a different color the next week.  It could change your life.”
“I think the Communist Party is run by people wearing aqua blue pants on Tuesdays.  I’m a true American.  I’m going to continue observing black pants Tuesday.”
“Black pants Tuesday?  What are you talking about?  Let’s discuss your obsession with the brown coffee mug?”

“What about my coffee mug?”
“No matter how many clean mugs are on the shelf you will search every inch of this house to have your morning coffee in that brown mug.  I hope you realize nothing will happen if one morning you actually have coffee in another mug.”
“What you don’t understand is that I’ve bonded with that coffee mug.  I’ve not bonded with any other mug.  It’s an issue of coffee mug respect.”
“How can you bond with a piece of ceramic?”
“I’ll have you know I drank coffee from that mug the day you were born.  I’ve started many important days in my life with that coffee mug.  I plan to drink coffee from it on many more mornings.  Don’t blame me because your young life is empty and unfulfilled from lack of coffee mug bonding.”
That was when my daughter crossed the line.  She went to a place few people return from unscathed. 
“Dad you’re acting just like your father.”
How dare my daughter accuse me of such a thing.  Just because she doesn’t understand the importance of black pants Tuesday or coffee mug bonding is no reason to say I’m like my father.  I would ask my dad what to do but he’s no help.  If I complain about my daughter’s behavior he just bursts into laughter and walks away mumbling something about the circle being complete.  When I spoke with my wife I discovered our daughter had made the same false allegations against her.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with our child.  The other day she told me she thinks I should cook something different on pot roast Wednesday.  Can you imagine she actually thinks clothes can be washed on a day other than Saturday morning wash day?  She even said we could go to a different restaurant on Sundays and have something other than the brunch at the Main Street Lounge.  Then she had the nerve to tell me that my boring routine is even more predictable than my mother’s boring routine.”
“The girl is obviously out of control.  She knows nothing about our parents and the repetitive existence we endured in our youth.  If she did she’d understand how we’re very different than our parents.”
“I agree.”
I discussed the situation with my friends at the Main Street Lounge on Sunday.  It appeared that I was not the only parent whose child had become so judgmental.

“You think your daughter’s bad.  My son said we’re boring and should go on vacation to someplace other than our cabin.  He wants to go to some foreign country.  I told him put the cabin in that country and I’ll be there.”
“That’s nothing.  My two kids think my wife and I are stuck in a routine because our cars have always been Fords.  I know there are other kinds of cars out there but I’ve bonded with Ford vehicles.”
“I know exactly what you mean.”
After we all had a collective sigh I got everyone’s attention.
“Have we become our parents?”
After the shock of that statement wore off someone spoke.
“I don’t know if we’ve become our parents as much as we went and had children who judge us just like we judged our parents.”
I could almost hear my father laughing.  I guess the circle had actually become complete.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

ANIMATED POLICE REALITY

            The police department of Renton, WA has a problem.  It seems someone who is not very impressed with the members of this police department has decided to take their objections to the lovers of animation.  Under the name of Mr. Fiddlesticks this person created a series of animated videos poking fun at the police department and posted them on YouTube.  Now the Renton Police Department didn’t like the animated videos created by Mr. Fiddlesticks.  They put on display their lack of humor and insecurity by getting together with their local prosecutor and a judge who signed off on a search warrant, which was sent to Google so they could discover the cartoonist’s identity.  I don’t think their purpose is to praise the creator of the animated videos in person.
            The search warrant accuses the anonymous video cartoon creator of something called “cyberstalking.”  I had no idea you could actually stalk an entire police department.  Did someone take this police department out on a few dates and then become obsessed with harassing the police department when they wanted to break things off?  Was the creator of these animated videos at one time married to the police department and after a terrible divorce wouldn’t leave the police department alone?
            (The following is sarcasm and intended to embarrass and mock the Renton Police Department, prosecutor and the judge involved in this case.  Unfortunately I don’t know how to make animated videos so this is the best I can do.)
            Unfortunately for the Renton Police Department there are people who can read and understand what they’ve read.  Should this Police Department, their local prosecutor and the judge involved want to read something great I suggest a document called the US Constitution. See in this constitution document there is this thing called the first amendment and it states “Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech.”  Now these people need to understand that means you can legally create pornography and tolerate the Westboro Baptist Church and even the horrible things said by the KKK.  It even means someone can make animated videos about a police department without governmental retribution.

In Washington, TV station KIRO’s investigative reporter Chris Halsne spoke with three national legal experts who believe use of the cyberstalking statute in this case is stomping on the constitution.  How refreshing there are members of the legal profession who are able to properly comprehend the constitution.  Unfortunately none of them seem to be working for the city of Renton, WA.
The Renton police Chief Kevin Milosevich issued a statement on this incident.  He said that some of the videos are incidents of misconduct, some are unsubstantiated, some are rumors, some are previous internal investigations that were found to be unfounded and some are just flat out untrue and lies.  To Chief Kevin Milosevich I say “Soooooo what?”  Was there something in the animated videos that stated they were depicting truth and reality?  I can only imagine what Police Chief Kevin Milosevich would do if his police department was featured on South Park, The Simpsons or Family Guy.
“Hello, US Navy sixth fleet.”
“This is Police Chief Kevin Milosevich of the Renton Police Department in Renton, Washington.”
“What can I do for you?”
“I would like to call in a naval air strike on New York and Los Angeles.”
“Why?”
“Well, they featured us on some of their animated TV programs and said some things that hurt our police feelings.  We didn’t like it and beside that it wasn’t all that much true.”
“I’m sorry sir but we can’t launch naval air strikes on a city because they made an animated program that offended you.”
“Oh yeah, do you want me to get our city prosecutor involved?  If that’s not enough we know a judge who will make a warrant so we can find out just who you are and why you won’t order an air strike like we want.  What do you think of that?”
Click
The Renton police recently released a statement.  In it they claimed “The purpose of these videos was to embarrass, torment and harass specific members of the police department and other city employees.”
I think in reality this investigation by the Renton police is intended to torment and harass the creator of the animated videos.  It goes on to say they believe the suspect is either a department employee or one closely associated with the department.  I think the suspect should be easy to find.  It would be the person who is creative and has a well developed sense of humor.  I’m certain such a person would stand out in this police department.

Anybody who has read this story can see this for what it is.  These videos scare this police department.  The only reason a police department would be scared of an animated video is if there were elements of truth contained within them.  Truth the Renton Police Department is afraid for people to discover.  What makes them look obtuse is if they had done nothing I’m sure the animated videos would’ve been largely ignored.
Since they’ve gone as far as to launch an investigation and gotten a judge involved their actions have caused media coverage that guarantees millions of people who would’ve never watched these animated videos to now watch them.  The behavior of the Renton Police Department makes them look very guilty of something.  I just hope it’s nothing more than having fragile egos.  They’ve demonstrated their inability to take a joke and their willingness to use their status as police to crush criticism.  The thing most upsetting is their blatant inability to comprehend the constitutional guarantee of free speech.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

HUSBAND TRAINING

            It seems that every phase of life is designed to provide us with all the necessary knowledge and experience for the next event heading our way.  When we’re young we learn the alphabet.  This enables us to understand certain concepts through simple reading assignments.  Eventually we evolve to a place where we’re able to read the instructions that come with electronic devices.  We all seem to get to a point where we’re able to read what makes no sense to us and contact people who confuse us.  This is when our young grandchild will waddle into the room, makes the electronic device operable and then return to the search for their tippy cup.
            In many ways marriage is the same type of experience.  In the beginning a couple spends a lot of time discovering each other.  They learn boundaries and their spouses likes and dislikes.  Women must deal with the horror of using a bathroom after a male has used it and become acquainted with sights and aromas she didn’t know were possible.  A man must learn what scented candles are and even discover there really is such a thing as potpourri.
            A new husband soon learns that nature has bestowed upon women an entirely different biology.  They have certain monthly requirements that men can not relate to in any way.  A husband must quickly adapt to the mood swings, the irritability and accept the change in appetite.
            “What happened to that pound of chocolate I just bought?”
            “Don’t worry about it.  Be sure to get me another one for next month.”
            “Why?”
            “Because the wicked witch of the month only turns good through chocolate consumption.  Now do you understand?”
            “Completely.”

            The one moment that truly tests a couple’s relationship is when a man is asked by his wife to purchase feminine hygiene products without her.  To hear such a request is a shock to the male system. 
            “You need to go to the store.”
            “For what?”
            “Feminine stuff.”
            “Oh please don’t make me go to the store and buy that stuff by myself.  Can’t I just donate one of my kidneys for research or something equally less painful?”
            “No.”
            “Maybe I could get honey from a bee hive with my bear hands.  That would be easier.”
            “Maybe you should worry about getting frostbite when you sleep next to me tonight.”
            “Okay, I’m going.”

            When such a request came my way I was so upset I couldn’t even speak.  Upon returning from the store my wife told me I had accidently purchased adult diapers.  I can’t even describe the feeling I had when my wife made me go back to the store and exchange them for feminine hygiene products.  I’ve never gone back to that store and I never will.
            I’ve come to realize this was great training for when my wife became pregnant.  The mood swings and general irritably were much more intense and lasted quite a bit longer.  Being able to endure a few months of intense verbal abuse served me well on the day our child arrived.  I was glad everything went well and felt anxious to once again obtain monthly chocolate provisions.
It took time to realize the difference between a hormonal rage and actually doing something that made her mad.  Like all men I soon learned every conversation with my wife should begin with an apology for being male.  It’s an old trick but one that has served me well..
Now that our child is grown we’ve entered the next phase of life.  My wife’s biological manufacturing complex is shutting down.  One interesting aspect of this situation is something called hot flashes.  You know your wife is experiencing a hot flash when you’re watching television with her on a cold winter night.  Suddenly she stands up, runs outside and dives headfirst into a pile of snow.  On these occasions I’ve asked my wife to roll up and down on our driveway.  The results are better than when
I shovel it and she doesn’t seem to mind.
Another thing this condition provides is night sweats.  This is when you’re laying in bed feeling thankful that you have a waterbed, but you don’t really have a waterbed.  It’s an awkward situation but one that can easily be handled by apologizing for being male and going back to sleep wearing a life preserver.
Her mood swings and general irritability are now things I easily handle with understanding.  I am simply quiet and listen.  If I have to speak during these times I apologize for being male, tell her I love her and ask if there is anything I can do besides buy chocolate.  I realize this situation could last anywhere from two to ten years.  It really doesn’t matter to me because as a loving husband, I’ve been training for this event since I first got married.

Monday, August 8, 2011

U.S FISH AND WILDLIFE STUPIDITY SERVICE

            There is an old saying from writer Clare Boothe Luce that goes “No good deed goes unpunished.”  That is never truer than when regular citizens get tangled in the web of the federal government’s bureaucracy.  Case in point is the experience of eleven-year-old aspiring veterinarian Skylar Capo and her mother Alison.  When Skylar became aware a baby woodpecker in her dad’s backyard was about to be eaten by the family cat she felt compelled to intervene on behalf of the baby woodpecker.  I imagine the family cat could probably skip a baby woodpecker meal.  It doubtless has more than enough meow mix and fancy feast coming its way.
            With the baby woodpecker saved from becoming a cat treat Skylar went to her mother Alison and asked if she could take it home.  An exhaustive search to locate the baby woodpecker’s mother failed.  Alison Capo being a person with a kind heart who loves and supports her daughter agreed that the avian member of the Picidae bird family could be taken to their home.  (Yes, I looked that up in a science dictionary)

            Their plan was to take care of the bird for a few days and make sure it was safe from hungry cats and uninjured.  They were then going to release the baby woodpecker into the wild.  The mother and daughter’s plan sounds like it was pretty reasonable and understandable.  Unfortunately they made a stop at a Lowes and brought the bird cage containing the baby woodpecker inside with them because it was hot day.  Little did they know that by bringing the bird into the store they would get into trouble.
I’m sure a mother and daughter shopping with a baby woodpecker in a cage did get some attention.  Skylar and her mother Alison soon learned that people from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service also shop at Lowes.  They were confronted by an agent from this governmental organization who actually pulled out a badge.

They were then informed the woodpecker is a protected species under the Federal Migratory Bird Act and therefore transporting or taking a baby woodpecker is illegal.  They tried to explain they had no idea about the Federal Migratory Bird Act.  (The following is sarcasm so you people at the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service please resist the urge to pull out your badges)  That’s hard to imagine because I thought the Federal Migratory Bird Act was on the New York Times Top Ten list for federal acts that you must read.  Just the other day I had to choose between reading the latest book by John Grisham or the Federal Migratory Bird Act and I said Grisham has to wait because I can’t wait to experience all the excitement associated with reading a federal statute.
When Skylar and her mother Alison returned home they opened the cage and the bird flew away.  I’m sure it couldn’t stand the thought of going to Lowes again.  Like most of us the baby woodpecker probably found the experience pretty overwhelming.  Alison then called the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service agent to say the bird was now out in the realm of nature.  The people at the governmental agency seemed happy.  Skylar felt happy she had saved the life of a baby woodpecker and Alison was happy she had supported her daughter.
I think a mother and daughter experiencing so much happiness was a lot for this governmental agency to handle.  I’m sure they felt something had to be done.  Two weeks after the baby woodpecker went back into the wild Skylar and Alison got a visit to their home.  The badge wielding U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service employee from Lowes showed up accompanied by a state trooper.  (I suppose they should be glad the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service SWAT team didn’t show up.)  Alison Capo refused to accept the citation but was later mailed a notice to appear in U.S. District Court for unlawfully taking a migratory bird.  She had also been given a $535 fine.  Huh?  Agent idiot from the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service knew the story, knew the bird had been released back into the wild and still showed up with a citation.  Why?  Do the employees from this agency get paid on commission?
Alas common sense eventually prevailed and this federal organization said they simply made a mistake and it was a clerical error.  You see a citation drafted by agent idiot was canceled but that silly clerical error made it get processed any way.  I would like someone at the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to explain if agent idiot knew she had canceled the citation why did she still go to the home of Skylar and Alison Capo with a state trooper?  Where do they get the people who work for this organization, The School for the Extremely Ungifted?
            I’m sure clerical errors by federal agencies are a common cause of innocent people having agents and state troopers show up at their homes, getting fined and then dragged into federal court.  It probably happens all the time.  I just hope the agent involved in this incident experiences a clerical error where the decimal point is moved a few places to the left on her paycheck.