Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Naked Women at Rest Stop Lead Police on a High-Speed Chase. A Real Story



I've spent my fair share of time traveling and visiting rest stops around the United States and Canada. I've seen many things there. Once, a person showed me a specially-designed box for their pet they used when traveling. Their pet was a rather large lizard. There was also the time I saw several people standing in a nearby field with their dogs on leashes. A van pulled up and several people got out with dogs on leash. The van group of people met the dog group in the field. All the dogs then got busy trying to make puppies. It was later explained to me those were dog breeders. You would think they could have at least gotten a motel room or something. I know strange things happen at rest stops. In Florida, three naked women at a rest stop led police on a chase. To me, this would have been more preferable than witnessing a mass dog mating.

Below are excerpts from the story with my valuable insights in italics.

A trio of nude women who told police they were “air drying” in public after showering at a Florida rest stop reportedly were arrested following a wild chase that included the use of a metal bat, tasers and spike strips, reports say.

I wonder if women air drying in public at rest stops is something unique to Florida? I suppose if you intend to be chased by the police, you'd want to make it memorable. Tasers, a metal bat as well as spike strips would make it an unforgettable experience for me.

I'm sure there are Florida police who would tell me, “Aw, that's nothing. You should see what it's like when it's mass dog mating season.”


"There's three women standing in the nude putting on suntan lotion," a Florida Highway Patrol trooper was first heard saying to dispatchers while at a rest stop on northbound I-75, according to WTSP.

The cop reportedly was told by the women that they were “air drying” in the 80-degree weather after showering, but when the trooper tried to get more information, they got into a car and sped off.

I'm sure the Florida Highway Patrol trooper had many questions.

“Where are your clothes?”
“Why are you air drying your naked female bodies at a rest stop in public?”
“Why are you using that suntan lotion? It only has an SPF 15 rating and being in Florida you need at least an SPF 30 rating.
“Is showering and air drying your naked female bodies at a public rest stop a bad habit you're trying to break?”
“Do you realize what you are doing is considered against the law?. I don't know if using that suntan lotion is illegal, but I will check on it.”

The naked females then run for their car shouting, “We'd love to stay and chat but we're thirsty.”

Police then tracked the vehicle to a convenience store parking lot, where it was found empty. They spotted all three females leaving the store and a trooper attempted to arrest one who wasn’t able to get back inside the vehicle, FOX13 reported.


I can just imagine an advertisement for a convenience store.

“You've just been caught by the police air drying your naked female body at a Florida rest stop. You've just led the police on a high-speed chase. You're hungry and thirsty. Come into our clothing optional convenience story to satisfy your hunger and thirst. Now for our disclaimer. If you get caught and arrested by the police, you are on your own.”

I'm sure this advertisement would cause a lot of interesting customers to visit the convenience store.


But while trying to make that arrest, the suspect behind the wheel of the car "purposely drove directly” at the trooper and then its passenger got out and started swinging around a metal bat, the station added.

I've purchased one of those large frozen drinks at a convenience store and experienced a serious sugar rush. After downing a large one, the desire to try and drive a vehicle at a Florida State trooper never entered my mind. Swinging a baseball bat would have been good, but not at a Florida State trooper. I'm sure taking the time to display their baseball skills did not impress the members of law enforcement.

Another officer on-scene reportedly rammed the suspects’ car before it took off a second time. A short while later though, the car came to a halt with the help of spike strips deployed by the Dade City Police Department, according to FOX13.


I'm thinking a very interesting conversation occurred between this driver and their insurance company.

“I had an accident.”
“What happened?”
“Me and two of my friends were naked and innocently air drying ourselves at a rest stop in Florida.”
“How did your car get into an accident?”
“I'm getting to it. Next thing we know, the police show up and start asking us questions. Well, we didn't want to hang around talking to them because we were hungry and thirsty, so we left. The police gave us an escort to a convenience store.”
“You got a police escort.?”
“In a manner of speaking. Actually, they chased us to the convenience store. Luckily, we were able to get large frozen drinks before they arrived.”
“How did your vehicle become damaged?”
“Those Florida State troopers wanted to arrest us for some reason. I didn't see why, so I decided to leave. They got really upset when I accidentally drove my car right at a state trooper. They hit me with one of their cars. When I tried to go home, they put spike strips down and damaged my car's tires. Can you believe it?”
“You know what I don't believe?”
“What?”
“That you called me instead of looking for another insurance company.”
“Oh.”


Once stopped, the women are said to have interlocked their arms together inside of the vehicle, refusing to come out. Officers at the scene then tasered the trio and took them into custody, suffering only minor injuries throughout the entire episode.

What were they thinking? They interlocked their arms to stand up for their right to air dry their naked female bodies at a public rest stop? Did they feel treating law enforcement officers like they were pinatas was something that is okay? Maybe they believed driving their vehicle directly at a Florida State trooper was part of an innocent game they like to play.

I going to go out on a limb here and say thinking was not really part their behavior that day.

Here is a link to the story.


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