I have owned pets.
I've had to discipline pets. I know they were angry with me at the
time. I can honestly say I never had a pet shoot me. If I was shot
by my pet, I want to think I would experience some sympathies as the
victim of a shooting. A man in Germany was punished for his dog
shooting him. I wonder if the court felt the pet owner was just
asking for by flaunting how he can use a gun to hunt and the dog
can't because it is a dog. In Germany, it appears you are punished
if your dog shoots you. A court in Germany told a man since his dog
shot him, he would have his gun license taken away. I suppose he
should be glad his dog didn't get caught taking his car for a drive.
Court Rules Man Can’t
Have Gun License After His Dog Shoots Him With Rifle
A court in Munich,
Germany, said it must be assumed the hunter “will handle firearms
and ammunition carelessly in future as well.”
Hey, wait a minute.
Why don't they just send the dog off to some kind of firearms
obedience school for dogs? Many hunters have dogs, it makes sense.
Nothing would be better than taking a shot at some game, missing the
shot, then hearing a gun being fired from behind you and knowing your
dog got the prey you missed.
“I'm going up here to
look for some game. Rover, you go down in the gully and let me know
if you see any. Remember, only take a clear shot and make sure it's
safe.”
“Woof.”
“If you get something
today, you'll get extra of your favorite doggie treat.”
“Woof, Woof.”
BERLIN (AP) — A German
court has ruled that a dog owner isn’t fit to carry a firearms
license after his dog shot him with a rifle. The Munich
administrative court on Tuesday dismissed the man’s appeal against
an earlier decision by Bavarian authorities to withdraw his license
to own a rifle, as well as his hunting permit.
This seems kind of
harsh since the man was actually shot. Instead of taking away the
man's rifle and hunting permit, they should give one to his dog.
It's obvious the dog knows how to handle a rife. I just hope it can
be explained to the dog that there is no such thing as pet owner
season.
The decision followed a
2016 incident in which the man, a passionate hunter, was shot in the
arm after his dog managed to release the trigger on a loaded rifle
that was lying in his car.
I wonder about the
details of this incident. Was there a cat in a passing vehicle
threatening the dog owner's car? Maybe the dog was trying to shoot
another armed dog in another vehicle who posed a threat. It could
have happened. I'm sure with proper investigation, it may be shown
the dog accidentally shot his owner to avoid an attack from a crazed
animal in a passing vehicle. Now, we'll never know. I wonder if
this court ever saw the movie Cats and Dogs? I bet they didn't.
The court ruled the hunter
couldn’t be relied upon “because it must be assumed that he will
handle firearms and ammunition carelessly in the future as well.”
The man, whose name wasn’t
released, can appeal the verdict.
Hey, what if he was
trying to prevent his dog from going rogue, traveling the Bavarian
roads on a motorcycle? Maybe his dog wanted to do this as he smoked
cigars and blasted all cat lovers he came across. Maybe he was
trying to prevent his dog from joining a pit bull motorcycle gang who
planned to go around terrorizing all innocent people and pets in
Munich Nobody ever thinks of these things. I'm sure nobody looks
into these angles. This court case could be so much fun.
I think it is more
likely the man was careless with his firearm and will appeal the
court's verdict to a higher court. I believe the German judicial
system is focused on the law and just doesn't have my imagination.
Here is a link to the
story.
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/02/19/after-dog-shoots-man-court-rules-man-unfit-for-gun-license/
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