My father lived to be
90. He was a man who really didn't care much for healthy eating.
He'd spent over 26 years in the military and served during two major
wars. To him, he was lucky to be alive with some of the things he
experienced during his military career. This was a man who ate what
he wanted to eat and drank as much as he felt like drinking. Doctors
who told him to eat healthy were treated like children who said
something cute. Now there is a study that shows my father's habits
may have helped extend his life. Drinking alcohol and coffee were
two of his favorite past times, and according to this study, they may
have extended his life. If a study comes out that says eating fried
foods and playing golf is good for your health, I'll start believing
my father was a true pioneer in the world of maintaining a healthy
lifestyle.
Below are excerpts from
the story with my valuable insights in italics.
The study has found, among
other things, that people "who drank moderate amounts of alcohol
or coffee lived longer than those who abstained," and that
"people who were overweight in their 70s lived longer than
normal or underweight people did."
“I have no explanation
for it, but I do firmly believe that modest drinking improves
longevity,” Dr. Claudia Kawas, a key researcher for the
study, recently said at the American Association for the
Advancement of Science conference in Austin.
It only gets better.
Now people who are overweight live longer than someone who is normal
or underweight? If you ever needed a reason to stop forcing yourself
to have all that healthy stuff now you have one. We need to start
drinking alcohol and coffee and not worry about it. Forget that
dieting stuff, it's overweight people who are going to be burying all
their skinny friends. They may not have the physical ability to bury
their friends because they are overweight, but they'll still be
alive. Maybe with diabetes, heart disease and COPD, but they'll be
alive and the skinny people will be the ones on their way to meet
their maker. Skinny people who wished they had eaten more fatty
foods, drank more alcohol and coffee. Lifestyle choices do matter.
The research found that
subjects who drank two glasses of beer or wine every day decreased
their chances at a premature death by 18%, and those who drank two
cups of coffee a day decreased their chances by 10%.
If you can decrease
your chances of premature death by drinking wine or beer, I can only
imagine what drinking whiskey, vodka, rum or even tequila will do for
you for your quest of longevity. With the right combination of this
stuff, you may live to be well over a hundred. There is no
indication of what type of coffee to drink daily to help with your
health. I don't believe things like frappé, latte, mocha imitation
coffee drinks do much for you. I bet pure black coffee is the way to
go, and it will be one of the reasons I live to be 150. I wonder if
Irish coffee can now be considered an all-natural health elixir?
But
don't go planning your happy hours just yet - you should still
exercise! This same research found regular exercise - as well as
keeping busy with a regular hobby - is also key to living a
longer life.
Are they trying to tell
me the obese people who lived longer than the skinny people were
regular participants of exercise? These must be individuals who
exercised and then daily dine at fast food restaurants and only ate
the super-sized value meals. I agree it's important to have a hobby.
I do wonder if drinking alcohol and coffee could be considered is
your hobby?
So there you have it.
Drinking coffee and alcohol daily as well as exercising but being
obese and having a hobby are the keys to living past the age of 90.
I hope there is a study that also shows the positive health effects
of eating ice cream as well as potato chips with dip. Maybe I should
hope for a study that says eating lots of hot sauce and cheese on
everything will also help you live for a long time. If such studies
come along, I'm ready to experience a very long life.
Below is a link to the
story.
https://www.wgrz.com/article/life/alcohol-and-coffee-can-help-you-live-past-90-study-says/69-7b6938a1-f25e-4609-be3b-edb8e8c57e47
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