I'm sure we can all
agree that having constipation is no laughing matter. When I have
suffered from this condition, I have had people believe it was a
laughing matter. They would tell me I was now full of crap in the
literal as well as the figurative sense of the word. Some people passing
themselves off as family would listen to me explain how this
condition made me uncomfortable. They would then say they now know
why my eyes are brown. My wife will tell me she doesn't want my
opinion of something because she knows I don't give a crap. Living
among so many amateur comedians can be challenging at times. This is
a terrible pun, but when I've had this condition, it eventually
passed. A woman in China probably had constipation worse than I have
ever experienced in my life. This poor woman developed amnesia from
being constipated. I know it can build up, but this level of buildup
in a person's body must have set a new record.
Below are excerpts from
the story with my valuable insights in italics.
A netizen shared his
experience on the Internet. His mother had been in the toilet for a
long time because of constipation. As a result, there was brief
amnesia after coming out of the toilet. This phenomenon often lasted
for 8 hours, and during these 8 hours, My mother’s memory seems to
have returned 10 years ago, and I have no impression of what happened
recently.
I can only imagine what
it would be like to have your mother come out of the bathroom and
wonder who you are and where she was at the moment.
“Mom, are you okay?
You were in the bathroom for a long time.”
“Who are you?”
“I'm your son.”
“You are too old to
be my son. My son is only ten years old. This doesn't look like my
house. I live with my ten-year-old son in a small house by the
river.”
“Mom, we lived in the
house down by the river ten years ago. Something is wrong.”
“Could it be because
I'm no longer constipated?”
“Maybe it's because
your eyes are no longer brown.”
“Oh.”
According to Hong Kong
media reports, the family found that the mother immediately went to
the hospital for examination after amnesia, but everything was normal
in the brain, and afterward, she had no impression of amnesia. This
8-hour amnesia seemed to be a mystery.
I'm sure it was an
interesting conversation with the physician when they got mom to the
hospital.
“Doctor, you have to
help my mother.”
“What seems to be the
problem?”
“She has forgotten
everything about the past ten years for some reason.”
“What she hit in the
head with a blunt object?”
“No.”
“Did she fall down
and hit her head on something?”
“No.”
“What happened just
prior to her having this episode of amnesia?”
“She was constipated
and was in the bathroom.”
“I'll have to run
some tests. Let us hope nothing important came out when she was in
the bathroom.”
“Could she have
suffered brain damage?”
“We will know more
after the tests. It is a strong possibility if she starts liking
music made by Yoko Ono.”
“Oh.”
The beating of the heart
allows the blood with oxygen to enter the brain to function normally.
However, if the abdomen exerts force due to constipation, abdominal
pressure and intracerebral pressure Sudden rise, increased chances of
jugular valvular insufficiency, resulting in transient amnesia in the
brain hypoxia.
This is kind of scary.
If this becomes too well known by personal injury attorneys in the
United States, there will be so many lawsuits. I'm sure bathrooms
could be someday be required to provide warnings signs about
exerting force due to constipation. You may have Hollywood
celebrities do public service announcements (PSAs) about how exerting
force with abdominal pressure caused them to have brain hypoxia. I'm
sure this could be used as a way to explain the behavior of many
politicians as well as Hollywood celebrities. There will be
government grants to study the connection between constipation and
amnesia. Groups such as the Right to Be Constipated Without Amnesia
(RBCWA) will be formed to lobby Congressmen and Senators in
Washington. I know a simple thing like this in the United States can
easily become very complicated.
Physicians also reminded those people who frequently use defecation, heavy objects or emotional
excitement are high-risk groups, but the chances of such things are
actually not high, but if you really have amnesia, you must go to the
hospital for further examination and avoid recurrence. Recurrence, or
the fan rate is probably 30% more than the average person.
I wonder if this means
you could get worker's compensation if you have constipation and it
leaves you with amnesia. I'm sure it will be important to tell a
constipated person to calm down because their excitement combined
with constipation could cause them to have amnesia. This may work in
their favor as they would forget what got them so excited. I hope we
don't see people sitting on the sidewalk with a tin cup and a sign
that reads Please Help. Have Amnesia Because of Constipation. I
would hate to be the unlucky person who is constipated and gets
amnesia more than once. You could come out of a public bathroom and
not realize ten years have passed. This would be a good Hollywood
movie. If there is anything that is constipated these days, it is
Hollywood.
Below is a link to the
story.
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